Suicide by Star Wars Apocrypha: SWTOR Shorts

Wanted: Dead and Dismantled

Author: Charles Boyd

Medium: Vignette

Publication Date: August 26, 2014 on SWTOR.com

Timeline Placement: c. 3,638 BBY

The bounty hunter droid BH-7X meets with another bounty hunter named Kern to discuss a contract on the Wookiee smuggler Jakarro and his partner, C2-D4, a disembodied droid head. Kern had previously tried to hire BH-7X but been unwilling to meet the droid’s price, so now the droid has returned to inform him that the half-priced mooks he hired instead have all been killed. Kern throws a bottle of booze at him, and BH-7X stuns Kern to collect a bounty on him, and then freezes him in carbonite or something. Because of course he does.

Of course he does.

HEY HAVE YOU EVER SEEN STAR WARS 1.5/5 Death Stars