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Wanted: Dead and Dismantled
Author: Charles Boyd
Medium: Short story
Publication Date: August 26, 2014 on SWTOR.com
Timeline Placement: c. 3,638 BBY
The bounty hunter droid BH-7X meets with another bounty hunter named Kern to discuss a contract on the Wookiee smuggler Jakarro and his partner, C2-D4, a disembodied droid head. Kern had previously tried to hire BH-7X but been unwilling to meet the droid’s price, so now the droid has returned to inform him that the half-priced mooks he hired instead have all been killed. Kern throws a bottle of booze at him, and BH-7X stuns Kern to collect a bounty on him, and then freezes him in carbonite or something. Because of course he does.
Of course he does.
HEY HAVE YOU EVER SEEN STAR WARS 1.5/5 Death Stars