Suicide by Star Wars Apocrypha: The Pre-Republic Era, Part 2

The Adventures of Lanoree Brock, Je’daii Ranger

(Suicide by Star Wars Apocrypha is a vast, largely insane attempt to investigate the entirety of the Star Wars Expanded Universe. Click here for the Introduction.  Click here for the Archive.)

Author: Tim Lebbon

Medium: Epistolary vignette

Publication Date: April 25, 2013 on Kindle Daily Post

Timeline Placement: 25,793 BBY

This story is written in the form of an entry made by Lanoree Brock in her ship’s log between chapters two and three of the subsequent item on our timeline, Dawn of the Jedi: Into the Void. Actually, calling it a story isn’t even accurate; it’s just a few paragraphs of Lanoree recapping the first two chapters of a book we haven’t even read yet, but in vague terms to avoid spoilers. Basically all she says is that she’s been sent on a mission and it’s serious shit, with a little bit of forced characterization and back story thrown in. It’s like a teaser trailer for the book, except even worse than that sounds.

1/5 Death Stars. Completely pointless.→