There is, unfortunately, a website called Boycott American Women. It’s a call for men to not date or associate with American women because they are evil, unchaste, and have too many rights. (Also maybe a slightly awkward call for lesbians to boycott themselves.) Their mission statement:
American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least.
This blog is my attempt to explain why I feel American women are inferior to foreign women (non-American women), and why American men should boycott American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women.
Site contributors tell us that dating American women is like
driving a beat-up Ford Escort. If you are only used to driving a beat-up Ford Escort, then you have no idea what it feels like when you drive a Bentley or Ferrari. You need to at least test-drive a Ferrari, so you’ll have a reference point on what a real car feels like.
These women only think they are attractive
BECAUSE THE IDIOT MEDIA HAS BRAINWASHED YOU TO THINK THAT YOU ARE GOD’S GIFT TO THE EARTH!
They are unworthy of your attention because
40% of the this slut population carry aids. now that we see modern women are the hosts of the AIDS virus. Men need healthy women, men need to devise a plan to replace these sluts with real women form mexico, india etc.
Worst of all,
American women love abortion.
Whatever mind-melting illness it is that makes women vote and not bind their feet, it has terminally infected the USA. (Thanks, Obama.) BAW’s solution, of course, is to look to women from outside our borders – women “who make better mates” because they were raised in the fertile soil of “conservative and family oriented cultures where relationships and commitment are actually revered,” like Yemen.
And there are so many of these flavors cultures to choose from! There are the perfect ceramic “Asians,” raised in perfect clockwork societies that impress upon all women the importance of family, loyalty, and watching anime porn with you. The dutiful “Spanish” wives, hearty, brown, and constantly making tortillas or beans and putting on large hats. The exotic “Indian” women who only wear lotus blossoms and have eight arms. All of them are superior in temperament and obedience to American women, who have the disadvantage of being Real People You’ve Actually Met instead of Stereotypes You Want to Fuck.
“By the way, [American] ladies,” reprimands one enterprising honky, “Have you ever been to Japan?”
Of course, if you meet a woman from one of these places that doesn’t perfectly embody your sadomasochistic wet dream, or if the foreign culture you choose to fetishize doesn’t actually always turn women into serfs – if, say, the paternalistic Chinamen of Korea elected a woman as their president – that’s okay. Where there’s a will to blind yourself to reality, there’s a way: just chalk up every instance of Feminism or Free Will to spiritual contamination from those damn suffragette ghosts. You must completely ignore all evidence that other races are people instead of exotic fuckdolls. Either a foreign woman reads Rudyard Kipling and Mein Kampf, or she’s been corrupted by American consumerism/the right to not be a child bride.
All true Orientals desire white men with large cars. All real Muslim girls get off to crusader role-play. Every Russian bride desires, deep in her heart, to experience an orgasm while watching a documentary about the Cuban Missile Crisis.
You are an SUV. You are Richard the Lion-Hearted. You are a nuclear missile in Turkey, a few miles from the Soviet border.
Stroke your racist hard-on.
As always, we end with a secular humanist prayer:
“And it was at this moment, as I stood there with the rifle in my hands, that I first grasped the hollowness, the futility of the white man’s dominion in the East. Here was I, the white man with his gun, standing in front of the unarmed native crowd – seemingly the leading actor of the piece; but in reality I was only an absurd puppet pushed to and fro by the will of those yellow faces behind. I perceived in this moment that when the white man turns tyrant it is his own freedom that he destroys. He becomes a sort of hollow, posing dummy…My whole life, every white man’s life in the East, was one long struggle not to be laughed at.”
– George Orwell; may he shoot all Nazis with a 44 Winchester during elephant mating season
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